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Some light jokes !!!!!!?

§"Krishna"§ on Flea.org - 2008-10-01 07:46:04 - Jokes Riddles

Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to London. Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. ~~~~~~ A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda." ~~~~~~~ Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. ~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste? Customer:No, I can't. Waiter:Then does it really matter? ~~~~~~ Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting, "Daddy!Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!" "That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy. "Come in to the living room and tell me about it." "Well, "began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science." ~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup. Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers. ~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much. ~~~~~~ Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card. ~~~~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard? ~~~~~~~ Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller. ~~~~~~~ 1st thief :Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief:But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief :Hurry! this is no time for superstitions. ~~~~~~~~ Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born. ~~~~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing? ~~~~~~~ Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time. ~~~~~~~ An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist. 'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.' 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist. 'How long has what been going on?' said the man. ~~~~~~~ Girl : Do you love me? Boy:Yes Dear. Girl: Would you die for me? Boy :No, mine is undying love. ~~~~~~~~ There was a brilliant student and his General Knowledge (*GK*) was excellent. He won every GK Quiz he took part in .... Then one day he fell in love with a girl... He proposed the girl, but she flatly rejected him The poor Indian fellow was heart-broken. . Strangely, after this episode, he became very weak at GK, he stopped taking part in GK Quizzes..... Now, can u tell WHY ??? Jab Dil Hi Toot Gaya Toh GK Kya Karenge!! ~~~~~~~~ Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband:Sure, what are my choices? Wife :Yes and no. ~~~~~~~ Good Question sSam ?....i don'T choose the best answer the voters choose it......anyway. Thanks...to all

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lol!they were hilarious

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Awesome! These are all very good. Have a star.

How exactly is this a question? And one more enquirey remains - how will you choose a best answer when everyone's saying 'lol, funny'?

very nice =]

Most of these are funny. I get a lot of them!! Haha

:)) More light jokes; On the way to preschool, the doctor had left his stethoscope on the car seat, and his little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Heart swelling with pride he thought.. my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!' Then the child spoke to the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"

lol!they were hilarious